Beardo

Name created after Joaquin Phoenix's awkward David Letterman stunt to describe the bearded middle aged homeless rapper look he was going for. Often a name used to describe someone in a month long drug binge.

Hmm, Mr Phoenix, I see here that your resume says you took a couple year long break from acting to... go Beardo on everyone's asses.

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Beardo

Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.

-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!

-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!

-- Yeah...mercenary.

-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.

-- Gimme five!!

-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!

-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?

-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.

-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.

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Beardo

A person who is a wierdo but to add to the wierdness they have a beard, hence the name beardo.

An example of a beardo is the one formally known as SWEENY, he is the wierdest person in the teaching proffesion and a a spectacular beard. He resembles the opera singer Luciano Pavorotti and has an incurable pie addiction.

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Beardo

A stupid creepy motherfucker with a beard and man-bun. Without the man-bun, he's just a loser with a beard. Imagine the disappointment your ancestors would have if they knew thier defendants would end up becoming a beardo!!

Didn't you see the sign, this place is for men only ....beardo!!

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Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

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Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”

Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.