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An addition to a "Your Mom" comeback.
Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.
Guy 1: Your Stupid
Guy 2: Ur Mom's stupid...
Guy 2: DURING BEDTIME.
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bedtime vape - is when you always, ALWAYS get the urge that you need hit your vape before you go to sleep.
hey chad, can you hand me my vape so i can hit it to do my bedtime vape sesh i need it to go to sleep bruh, i got to have it.
When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead
I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood
A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."
*10pm
"time for my bedtime cape!"
Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.
Not a specific time but represents an unearthly hour when gamblers, fueled by caffeine and pornography, decide to buy or sell Bitcoins once the investors in the Far East have ceased trading.
Hey Martin, are you going to bed? No, I'm staying up till Chinks' bedtime, I've got 50 Bitcoin to sell.
To ejaculate in to someone else's bed and make it up again so it's not noticed.
I'm away to Bedtime Baghdad the polish cunts bed cause he'll not see it for 2 days