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Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.
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a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
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a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
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Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
1. shut up
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
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When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
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