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Matthew Bellamy

1. Matthew James Bellamy, 29

2. Singer/songwriter/guiatrist/keyboardist of the best British band currently making music, Muse. Has a fantasic, energetic, spastic stage presence. His music makes people dance. Has a strange obsession with aliens and conspiracy theories. Quite intelligent and creative. Atheist, but has no problem with religion. He has cool style and awesome spiky hair. Can play guitar and piano like a motherfucker. He wears nice shoes and does magic mushrooms. He has the best attitude towards drugs possible. Probably the most talented musically of any band frontman around currently. Quite pretty.

3. Synonym for fantastic and brilliant in Brazil.

4. Conspiracy-theorist.

5. BLUE EYES!!!!!!

6. Fantastic Songwriter.

7. Synonym for a classy musician who won't name names in the press unlike that douchebag Noel Gallagher.

1. Matthew James Bellamy, 29, is brilliant

2. MATTHEW BELLAMY IS THE SHIT!!

3. You're like, sooooo Matthew Bellamy right now.

4. You are quite a Matthew Bellamy, you know?

5. WHOA LOOK AT YOUR MATTHEW BELLAMYS!!! YOU HAVE BIGGER MATTHEW BELLAMYS THAN CILLIAM MURPHY!!!

6. I think Paul McCartney is quite a Matthew Bellamy, actually

7. Good for you, Adam Lazzara, being a Matthew Bellamy like that.

Why can't Lily Allen be more like Matthew Bellamy?

by Wendy Weissman April 10, 2007

328πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Bellamy Blake

Bellamy Blake is a fucking hot guy

"Have you seen The100?"
"Yeah Bellamy Blake is fucking hot"

by RomiBesson January 28, 2019


Matt Bellamy

lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.

matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?

by i wish i was a plant (no i dont) February 2, 2008

425πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Bingham Bellamy

The son of Muse's frontman Matthew Bellamy and actress Kate Hudson. Inside jokes may be that Matt got his name from the search engine with the same name, when it's really his mother's maiden name. Bingham's middle name is Hawn, after Kate's mother, Goldie Hawn.

Person 1: "Do you know the name of Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson's baby?"
Person 2: "Bingham Bellamy."

by Maximovich December 1, 2011


David Bellamy

Larger version of Bill Oddie. Beardy Weirdy. Got banned from TV after getting really angry and denying global warming was happening, may also have dropped some F-bombs on kids TV and made them cry.

Mum, David Bellamy's on TV harrassing little kids about global warming again.

by JT Down Under May 18, 2006

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bellamy's Backyard

1. A very overgrown unkempt garden, reaching head height and resembling a jungle, named for the 70's TV show 'Bellamy's Backyard Safari' hosted by bearded botanist Sir David Bellamy.

2.An untrimmed 'Mary Hinge' as favoured by German ladies in the 1980's.

1,The chap kicked the football high, it went through the air and landed over next doors front wall
kid 1' You fetching that ball back youth?'
kid 2 ' Not a chance mate, its like Bellamy's Backyard over there, we'll never find it'

Hermann noticed that Lotte's 'Mappatazi' was sprouting out the sides of her knickers, on further inspection, he concluded that it was like Bellamy's Backyard down there

by Mr Cunninglinguist October 4, 2012

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Conrad Bellamy

Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with β€œit’s nerf or nothing.”

β€œShit dawg- who’s that gorgeous man?”
β€œOh that’s Conrad Bellamy.”

by conradsbech August 24, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž