Being a Walnut

Being so dumb that you resemble a walnut

Jaden and Carsen were being a walnut when they played ping pong during lunch and were late to class.

that being said

A conversational device used by people who want to appease everyone, and do not want to take a solid stance on any topic as to not polarize someone they wish to be liked by.

Person 1: I think that prank where the guys feed seagulls laxatives and have them shit all over everyone at the beach is hilarious!

Person 2: I think it was cruel to the seagulls, and there were children on the beach. It was a terrible and awful prank. What do you think Person 3?

Person 3: Well, I think it was a brilliant prank. I mean, who thinks of something like that? It was absolute mayhem, shit was descending from the heavens and people were losing their minds.. THAT BEING SAID, I think that we should condemn this behavior for it was cruel to the innocent wildlife and unsuspecting children. Absolutely reprehensible behavior.

Person 1: Well, you kind of just agreed with both of us..

Person 2: Yeah, have a point of view..

Person 1: I agree with Person 2, have a stance on something and stop being a tool..

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being levined

To have a person build up your excitement around an item or event, then have that same person, usually subconsciously, switch it at the last moment.

Him: That place there has the best fried chicken in town! We should eat there.

You: Yes, that sounds amazing. I love Fried Chicken!!!

Him: Oh...but I can't today, because I on a diet. Let's grab a salad.

You: Damn it, I hate being levined!

Being the Captain

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

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being salty

Being salty is the same as being bitter towards something or someone.

She's <being salty> because nobody asked her to come out with us last night.

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being petty

Purposely saying or doing the exact opposite of what they were asked or told in a childish manner, to cause someone anger

For example if you were to ask someone to be quiet and then started talking louder,that would be them being petty

Being Joe

Someone who is very friendly and is known by the whole city. Wants to be known by everyone and tries to hard to fit in.

She Joe as shit, she follow everyone.

Oh I know her, that's that one joe girl that talks to every nigga in the city
"You're Being Joeas shit! You don't even know the boul!"
Example: 215.sarah

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