The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.
Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.
“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.
Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"
child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16
hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx
Someone that looks pretty, cute, handsome or attractive "From a Distance" but as they get closer end up being unattractive.
Damn, who's that across the street. He's cute, he's coming our way. Oh wait, he's nasty... that's a Bette Midler, looked better "From A Distance."
Betts and Jaymee is like the cutest couple in the whole wide world. who knows how they get along there two different type of people but yet their so cute together
OMG Betts and Jaymee are soo cute!!!!!
A shit example of a man,
Balls up
i was a right croc of betts
The creator of the Urban Dictionary page Wagwan Whitmore
He is a fat cunt who will eat you and your first born if you call him fat
He also enjoys gay bashing and bullying spastics in his past time
He also goes by Vincent
Oh shit Jack Betts ate all my food, fat cunt