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Wrong Beverage

The act, intentional or otherwise, of urinating in your parters mouth while they give you a blow job.

The last five times I've come here, they've given me the wrong beverage.

by Mr Blumpkin January 31, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


suburban beverage

Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate

"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"

by dsveddy June 16, 2018

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adult beverage

an alcoholic beverage

And after work I think we should consume entirely too many adult beverages.

by MikeyMikes June 17, 2008

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman's beverage

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.

"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

by SerranoCronley January 3, 2009


Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de LeΓ³n once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll October 15, 2008


Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012


Beverage Moment

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.

Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.

by starkmojo October 28, 2010