A peadophile who is also very stupid
Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?
Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasnโt just into kids, but was dead stupid too
Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce
A joint, reefa or simply a spliff.
Harvey: yo man i'm whitenered, i dont think i can smoke any more.
Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.
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another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.
Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.
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An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album
The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"
someone with a strange or deformed hand
"peter frampton has a biffy claw"