Bigfoot

A kick-ass person who wears shoes above a twelve and has big socks. also: a person who doesn't give a damn and wants to one day be the coolest person ever

Jeff: "I want to rule the world!"
Brandon: "Then your a bigfoot!"

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Bigfoot

The guy who is gonna to kiss ya motha.

"Subscribe or bigfoot will kiss ya motha."

Bigfoot

adjective; a big, tall, surly, over-weight and above average in height woman. Sometimes characterized by hair on her chest and she may have a mustache. They are known to be bullies and most often work as correction or detention officers.

Imagine Suge Night with breasts, then you know what I mean when I say Bigfoot.

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Bigfoot

A mythical creature that many low IQ people believe exists. It has supposedly been seen around the world for hundreds of years, but there has never been any solid proof. Some people even go as far as spending their entire lives searching for it, even though it is a scientific fact that its possibility of existence is slim to none.

"Hey did you hear about those two dumbasses in Northern California who claimed they caught Bigfoot?"
"Yeah, they're in jail now for kidnapping a tall guy with a long beard."

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Bigfoot

1.The guy in a hotel that is above you and is still walking around his room at 2:00 A.M.
2. The living Chewbacca.

*Thump thump* looks like bigfoot is still awake!*Thump Thump*

guy#1:LOOK BIGFOOT!!!
guy#2:You mean Chewbacca?

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Bigfoot

Theories:

1. A very, very, very hairy drunken man who's gotten lost the the woods where a German tourist discovers him and comments on his rather large foot.

2. A pimply Star Wars-crazed teenager who thinks he sees Chewbacca in a forest. Chewbacca = Bigfoot

3. The offspring of a gorilla and a human.

4. A lost extra from the movie 'Planet of the Apes'.

5. The offspring of a wookie, a Klingon, and an uruk-hai.

1. "Ziet das big, hairy Bär? Nein, das ist ein Menschen geklöft. Ein Mutant!

2. Holy crap, dude. That's fucking Chewbacca, man! YEAH!

3. That's gross!

4. Rawr! No, wait... where's Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!

5. Gross-er!

Uhm... BIGFOOT!

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Bigfoot

Lonely Scottish unemployed illiterate. May or may not have been emplyed at BW through pity.

Look what that flid Bigfoot's done now

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