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Bilal Is a name of the first African companion of the prophet Muhammad (SAW). The first muezzin in Islam known for his beautiful voice and courage
Your names Bilal
What a nice name
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Bilal's are usually tall and from Nigeria. There are great friends, and will do anything for there bros. Evens if that means keeping watch for there bro while him and his girl are upstairs. Bilal's are funny and charming. But usually obsess over one girl, that most likely will never get with. If you have a Bilal in your life, don't lose him!
Girl #1 - "Who's the tall guy?"
Girl #2 - "Isn't he from Nigeria?"
Girl #1 - "He must be a Bilal?"
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A kind person, who always says yes no matter what, which will be his downfall
He said yes to that, what a bilal
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Bilal is the god of fish know as Squidwalker. He will always be watching you from the windows of your house he is a fish and lives in the ocean.
Bilal is a fish.
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Bilal is the name of the worlds sexiest man and can make any girl skip a heat beat when glancing at his eyes. His is a strong and powerful leader and a really kind friend who will always be loyal to the people he loves. He also has a huge dick.
Bilal makes me horny
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A guy who is fun,caring,loving,responsible,sensitive,humorous, goofy hes one of the best people You'll probably come across in your life.
He acts tough on the outside, but is very soft-hearted towards people he loves
You won't meet another guy like Bilal anywhere
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A man with a massive penis. Like gargantuan. I'm speaking prodigious. If I were to compare it to anything possibly the Empire State Building, but even then it would not be comparable. In girth as well he is just an absolute unit. His penis is so massive that he had to be hospitalized as the sheer weight of his member did not allow him to move.
When growing up Bilal had a normal penis up until the age of 14, but in the following months his puberty did not stop. Instead it exponentially increased. At some point his body tried to adjust, but it backfired and just made his testicles and scrotum engorged as well, making his load analogous to a volcano erupting. This caused the staff that drew the short straw in dealing with him to load them onto massive wheelbarrows, similarly to quagmire. He was admitted to his own private hospital, as with his prodigious penis he was made famous and made a handsome living.
However, all the money in the world could not save him, as his condition is terminal, cited as Biggus Dickus. To this day his penis is still growing, and he is slowly being squashed under the weight of his penis and the responsibility he holds. As his penis is growing a gravitational field. If you are reading this, find your family, find your loved ones, and tell them you love them.
Person 1: Is that Bilal I see in the distance?
Person 2: No, that is just his penis.