Bing

A search engine crap made by Microsoft that turned to their disgrace.

"This fucking car need to be fixed, we have to push the car to the nearest repair shop but I don't fucking now where it is."

"Chill out, let me Bing it."

"Alright."

"It says in Shanghai, Southern of Brazil border, approximately 500 metres from Eiffel tower in Baghdad.

"Okay, push, go, go, go!"

They finally reach meat factory in Bucharest, Romania.

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Bing

BING SUCKS DICKS IT MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE A VIRUS. NOONE USES BING BING YOU ARE A LONER.

Billy: Hey have you heard that microsoft just released a new search engine!
Bobby: First of all they released it a while ago, second of all its nowhere as popular as google. Noone likes Bing. Seriously, have you ever heard someone say "Im gonna bing this."
Billy: Yea, your right.

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bing

The lamest attempt at copying Google EVER. At least Yahoo has Yahoo!Answers to redeem itself. Bing has no cool shit whatsoever. Bing also slams Google in all its adds, which is pathetic as fuck.

Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--

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Bing

As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as
Bitch
It's
Not

Google

guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.

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Bing

Bing is a search engine created by Microsoft, why it is not as good as the search engine Google is because Bing stands for: Because Its Not Google

Man 1: Don't use Bing.
Man 2: Why ever not good sir?
Man 1: Because Its Not Google.
Man 2:...

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Bing

A crappy ass search engine, made by Microjunk. When you search for something on Bing, it give's you irrelevant, off-topic results.

I am forced to use this piece of crap almost everyday, because Google is blocked at my school

Instead of being called "BING", it should be called "DUMB".

*google.com is blocked*

Dude #1: Oh crap, they blocked google! Now we have to use bing!

Dude #2: Aw man, I hate bing!

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bing

To copy the results of others work, e.g. test scores, search results.

I made sure to sit next to the smart kid in class so I could bing their answers on the test.

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