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The worse subject in the world ever.
Simple as.
Techincally, it's the study of life, except it makes life harder than it needs to be, which makes sense really.
Biology sucks.
I have loads of Biology homework to do, so I can't have any kind of life.
My brother wants to be a biology teacher. We must kill him.
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The longest word you can make on a standard calculator
Me during maths exam: writes biologies on a calculator
Maths teacher sees it
You pass your exam
1)The science of life and my major. It involves the study of living organisms from various levels. From the genetic material (Genetics, Molecular Biology, etc), to cells (Cell Physiology, Cellular Microbiology,etc), to organs and organ systems (Neurology, Embryology, Immunology, etc) to organisms (Chordates, Animal Physiology,etc), to populations and the external environment (Ecology, Marine Biology, Evolution).
2) Classes dumbass people cant pass for shit because they are dumb as fuck, or they don't care, or both.
3)Without it, there wouldn't be any doctors or medicine to save your useless and pathetic lives.
4) Slang for sexual intercourse.
1) Immunology is a branch of biology where emphasis is placed on cell mediated immunity (Macrophages, Cytotoxic T Cells, and NK cells) and Humoral immunity (B-cells, helper T-cells, complement system, as well as clonal selection).
2) person 1: "I'm a dumbass because i can't pass biology"
person 2: "Then change your major to something stupid as fuck like art or english"
3) Doctor: "good thing I have a major in biology to save this dumbass art student, who has HIV because he is gay."
4) I'm having biology tonight with her/him.
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A type of science in which it's impossible to like every single goddamn sub-subject there is in biology.
Biology is the study of life? More like study of "how to get an A in the class in this shithole."
Fuck genetics, therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love cell respiration. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love protein synthesis. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I love every subject in biology except genetics. Therefore, fuck Mendel.
I got a 6 As and 1 B in Biology because of the genetics test. Therefore, FUCK MENDEL.
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The most pointless class anyone would ever take; a class that wastes your time; a class that takes up most of the class space, not letting you explore the other classes you might want to try out.
Student: Counselor, can I drop Biology and take Life Studies instead?
Counselor: No, sorry, you'll have to take Biology so you can learn more about life.
Student: But I don't need to learn about life! I want to learn how to live on my own!
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1. Sex
2. Sexual intercourse
3. The study of sexual intercourse
Let's study your biology with a special reference to your reproductive system.
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The most fucking shit subject in the world.
Very deddd
John:‘we’ve got biology next
Gary: jumps off top of shard