birth vader

a natural born evil person practicing his/her own -extemely- evil thoughts upon a person or a group of innocent people

.. he finds each and every youngling in the hood and abuses them, which is how two mothers from the hood spot that birth vader around our kids.

mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.

The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.

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Reverse Birthing

A specific act involving a midget, a woman, and a 100-foot slide-and-slide. The woman lays back at the end of the slip-and-slide with her legs wide open. The midget then is slid down the slip-and-slide at a high speed, resulting in the midget sliding all the way down the slip-and-slide, and going so far into the woman's vagina that it ends up entirely inside of her, resulting in what looks like a birth in reverse (hence the name, reverse birthing).

The festival ended with a complete reverse birthing. It was epic.

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birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

Birth purse

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!

Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?

Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.

back birth

1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces

In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”

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birth control

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.

I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!

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