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old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

by zombies8 October 9, 2011

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shit bitch you is fine

when saying "I love you" is not enough to fully convey your love for someone.

guy on tinder: shit bitch you is fine
girl on tinder: marry me

by balls man 1564 December 20, 2021

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kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

by badsqad September 11, 2020

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Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better

Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

by Pimpjuice 1234 June 23, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 12, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

โ€œDamn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?โ€

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019

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bitch you got epilepsy

Something you say when someone laughs and it looks like they are having a seizure.

Bitch you got epilepsy. Iโ€™m convinced by the way you laugh

by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021

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