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Black Jesus

The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care

Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!

by TbagGod December 12, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

by Shadowmog November 24, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 7, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

by j_alton1619 September 6, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

by Trey shizzle August 24, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Jesus

A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip

โ€œI rode into town on an ass

Yo mamaโ€™s ass!โ€

-Black Jesus

by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021