The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care
Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!
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When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.
He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.
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A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.
Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.
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A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.
You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.
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A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.
Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?
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a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james
Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!
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A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip
โI rode into town on an ass
Yo mamaโs ass!โ
-Black Jesus