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Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy
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Adjective, adverb;
Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.
1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"
"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"
2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.
3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."
"I like some meat on my bones."
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The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
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The wastafarian name for a blunt
Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!
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Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"
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Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.
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