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An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.
Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?
Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.
Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.
One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)
have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !
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A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).
Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."
If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.
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1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
When you have a wank and ejaculate in the bath while it’s full of water
Person one: Dude I had a really nice Pond Blaster last night.
Person two: Thats disgusting
To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away
Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb