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blog

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.

Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

by corkinthewater November 15, 2006

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.

head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next

by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005

24πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


blog

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.

Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes

by corkinthewater October 16, 2006

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


blog

Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.

Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM

by R April 9, 2006

14πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


blog

A word that can be used to mean anything.
Especially useful when used as a substitute for a profanity.

Blogg off you loser.
Get Blogged.
What a Blogg.

by chenzo August 31, 2006

8πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


blog

To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.

"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

7πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


blog

Shortening of web log.
Can be used intelligently, as in sharing of political views, discussion of social issues, or posts of writing to be overviewed by readers.
But mostly used by preteens and teens to whine about their bland, shitty life, and actually think that people care.

Person: I have a blog, it's my online diary.
Me: I don't want to hear you whine about your bland, shitty, boring, monotonous life.

by Cheyenne. Yup. June 10, 2005

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