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blogger

noun Someone who is addicted to their computer.

MaryJane Idlesmyth could not find anything else to do with her time after exhausting all interenet activities, so she decided to start sending messages out to the world instead of receiving them in, via the internet, hence becoming a professional blogger.

by stellar60 April 10, 2010

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Blogger

A noun. (Bl-o-gg-er). A certain someone who has a thing for a female of larger content. Needs something to hold on to. Likes a little extra. Bring on the chubby.
Phi Alpha

"You are blogger, thats it, stop being a bitch"

by --Annonymous-- May 22, 2007

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blogger

Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.

blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things

by N1nja February 1, 2008

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night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012


Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

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Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 14, 2008

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gutter blogger

A member of the blogging niche that writes, reads, and discusses topics related to relationships, sex, kink, sexual perversity. Basically, really enjoys talking aboutโ€ฆ fucking.

I follow a few gutter bloggers, they really helped me spice things up in our bedroom!

- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.

by India Sapio December 8, 2012