person 1: Last night i blonged dude!
person 2: who did you blong?
Person 1: Drake
Blong is a word commonly used to describe someone who believes their father is able to do absolutely anything.
Secret code between boys when they need to go to the pub when with there girlfriends!
Guy 1* "blong?"
guy 2* "yeah 10mins"
Blong is a very calm and understanding person. He can make you feel better just by talking to him. He might have some problems understanding empathy and emotions, but if you're a good friend of his, he really does care about your wellbeing. Blong is a pretty funny and weird person, but he doesn't mind. If you open up to him about something, he will try to understand you and probably will just respond with a, "nice". Overall, he's a pretty dope guy.
Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection
What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!