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When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.
"I was having sex with this hot babe and I totally pulled out and gave her a Bloody Mary!"
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When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!
Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.
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Bloody Mary is a song by Lady Gaga that never got popular enough to hit radio. The song is from the point of view of Mary Magdalene (a female follower of Jesus) and can be compared to Gaga's other hit song, Judas.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard that one song by Lady Gaga called Bloody Mary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it reminded me of Judas."
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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