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April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have
I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day
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April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone
Yo adam it's national blowjob day
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Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
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April 12 is national blowjob day
Oh it's April 12 I'm going to give him a blowjob because it's national blowjob day
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National Blowjob Day
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
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"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
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The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
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truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
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