an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.
"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)
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The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.
I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)
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The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.
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A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.
He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.
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Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.
person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"
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Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.
"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."
"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."
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