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Blurb

blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.

adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"

by Bobarian October 17, 2014

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pride blurb

A wonderful gathering for a Pride march.

The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.

by White van gold 70s glasses June 23, 2017

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blurb jurb

When you're getting a blow job in the clurb.

Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.

Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!

by clam_hammer September 12, 2009

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Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

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blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

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Blurb the Alien

Blurb the alien is a channel made on the 8th of March 2024, it follows the adventures of 2 sock puppets named Jeffery and Blurb. There are 13 episodes in total, the last being made on the 1st of September 2019 it constantly increased it cast, the full cast on the last episode being: Jeffery, Blurb, French Chicken, Dank Dobby, 2 unnamed furbies that were “Definitely not made to fill up space”, another unnamed character that hadn’t been seen until the last episode, a hairdresser, the man who made a 2 minute video on wheels, the missing one, and unnamed character that is “soon coming”, slippy, g gnome (that’s spelled correctly). The show had (according to the last episode) 19 viewers (this may be why the show was cancelled) on the 10th of February 2024 it got a shoutout by semi-popular, British MineCraft YouTube creator Jackmanifold, this gained the channel 23.6 thousand subscribers and 28,964 views.

“Blurb the Alien was my favourite YouTube series! I hope they bring it back soon!”

by August 5, 2024


Blurb

Noun: It is the fat rolls of the jowls of a dog that protrude when they lay on their side.

Verb: The act of displaying one’s blurbage.

Look! The dog’s blurbing!

by Regalbeast811 March 7, 2024