odd boast

A term used to describe the occasion when someone says something casual in conversation that came off as arrogant, whethet intentional or not

Bro Steph said I have nice eyebrows

Odd boast bro

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Boast-it note

A Post-it note that has something along the lines of "I rulez" written on it, and then stuck on some twats back

"I rule"
"I'm a chav" (Most chavs boast about that fact"
"Etc"

'Ere mate, yoo got a boast-it note on your ass'

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rouse a boast

It means that you're thru with an issue

Hey, Jimbo,I don't wanna discuss that. I'll rouse a boast on that one!

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Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

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Tribal Boast

To make an outrageous claim, that you have no intention of proving with substantial evidence.

Billy said he benched 600 pounds the other day after a 12 mile run, it was a little bit of a tribal boast.

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Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

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A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century

Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!