Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

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Bodega Cocktail

A cocktail made from 7 or less ingredients, all of which must be mini bottles of booze or ingredients purchased from a bodega.

Ingredients for The Lucille bodega cocktail are: 1 mini bottle Disaronno, 1 mini bottle espresso vodka, Ginger ale
Pomegranate juice, and Emergen-C (raspberry).

corner bodega

A local convenience store, usually run by arabic men that push large amounts of weed to locals.

I hit up the CORNER BODEGA today 4 some jamaican.

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nigular bodega

1. A bodega of the nigular variety
2. A bodega that is nigtastic, niggeriffic, and altogether nigtacular
3. A place to nig.
4. An alternate chorus to "Too Much Information" by The Police

"Nigular Bodega, goin thru my brain / Nigular Bodega, drivin me insane"

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corner bodega

store run by arabs, and best song by 50 cent

You can go and cop cke at the corner bodega, hit the highway and take it to a town near you

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bodega bean

The mysterious turdlet of poop found perfectly untouched in the middle of the road, usually in border towns or ghettos.

We headed down to Calexico to get drunk and saw some kid drop a bodega bean right in the middle of the road..

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Bodega Boy

A real cool ass, funny ass, chill ass muthafuckin nigga. Got Hands and will beat your ass if you cross them. They secure that bag, and they are never in their bag.

Yoooooo that nigga Mero is a Bodega Boy

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