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The Lake Bodom murders were an infamous multiple homicide that took place in Finland in 1960. Lake Bodom is a small lake by the city of Espoo, about 22 kilometres west of the country's capital, Helsinki. On the night of June 4, 1960, four teenagers were camping on the shores of Lake Bodom. Between 4am and 6am an unknown person or persons murdered three of them with a knife and blunt instrument wounding the fourth.
The murders inspired the kickass band Children of Bodom.
"I survived Lake Bodom!"
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A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.
CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.
Oh well, back to Kalmah.
Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"
Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
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A very talented band, which would be much better with a coherent singer.
Did he just say he was going to eat my mom, or was he talking about flowers?
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A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.
Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!
Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*
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are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.
"what do you think of children of bodom"
"shit"
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