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Bonk

Short for bonkers, crazy cool

Man that display case was bonk

by Sleepy_l3oy September 24, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bonk

the action performed when someone must go to horny jail

Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail

by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022


Bonk

A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU.

It's a favorite of the Scout.

Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.

FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1

by Furries and Limeade February 5, 2010

87๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


bonk

1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.

I totally bonked her yesterday dude.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head.
y bonks x. x says "oif!"

by Patrik Lundin October 6, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonk

A drug used to get high or "go bonkers". Bonk comes in may different forms including: pills, drinks, and tea. The original form of bonk is a brown plant that looks similar to tobacco. Some effects include feeling euphoric and going absolutely bonkers.

" Hey bro, you tryna bonk later?"

"Dude, i just bonked in the bathroom, i'm too bonkers."
"I was bonking my bonk, want some?"

by Frickenchimken April 26, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonk

School Lunch

Person 1: Bruh u nasty as shit why u eatin the bonk?!

Person 2: Shut yo dumb ass up u already know Iโ€™m a Certified Bonk Eater โ„ข๏ธ

by asfdbfdweqdsgfnewrhgjf November 15, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonked

Bonked: being HIGH out of your fucking mind...

Shawn: Yoooooo last week I was bonked as shit

Alex: yeah I know that shit hit hard

Shawn: FR

by JiggySnigga69 August 23, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž