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A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.
Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
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a website that has been rigged to send a virus into your computer just by entering it. these usually are fake pornography sites. older computers, with little to no virus protection, are the most vulnerable.
Tim: hey, dude, why is your computer so slow?
Jake: yeah, i got internet booby-trap..
Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.
When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!
A trap, intentional or otherwise, set by dropping a smoked cigarette into a half-full bottle of beer, thus obscuring the cigarette butt. Also, a great palendrome.
"Aw man, Elliot left me a party booby trap! My Urquell's ruined!"
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When a woman pulls the bottom of her shirt over another person's head and shakes her boobs in the person's face. The Perfect Bobby Trap should only performed on people who enjoy motor boating titties.
Perfect Booby Trap! Diane did a Perfect Booby Trap on this hot blonde girl at the bar and then, less than an hour later, the hot blonde Perfect Booby Trap her back!
When a dude goes down to South East Asia and tries to rape a hooker but it turns out she has a dick and ends up raping you!
Brett White took a week off of work to go to the Indian Red Light District and ended up coming home early after he fell into a Vietnam Booby Trap.
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When a woman's titty hardens milk in the nipple duct from not expressing them properly it creates a hard natural plug that becomes a strong pressure just waiting for the next creep that goes immediately on your nipple without any prior interaction or touching. The built up pressure shoots the plug right at the hangy-ball. (uvula)
Its the evolved female human bodies natural defense mechanism ...
A Booby-Trap.
That creepo I took home with me last night totally got a booby-trap last night!! Haha! He threw up all over his cock and went running out crying with his balls clacking between his legs lol wow such a virgin.