Bored

A state of mind that causes you to read blogs, then follow links off blogs to old Usenet arguements about magic tricks in 1992.

I've been reading about mrgoat's arguement about d'lites with rayhaddad. It's funny. It's at www.protagonist.co.uk/goatblog

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bored

n The state of staring into space and hitting things, often accompanied by the munchies, hours on urbanDictionary, channel surfing and internet sex.

n A code word for "horny"

God, I'm so fucking bored.

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Bored

The reason why I'm wasting your time writing this worthless crap.

Me: I'm so fucking bored, I could watch an entire episode of Newsnight without falling asleep or wanting to kill myself.

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bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

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bored

one of the worst possible emotions.
ever.

for entertainment you might wanna look up;
high school
hell
chain smoker
dirty sanchez
scene kid
cunt
and
niggy

asdfjkl;

i'm FCKN bored, sonn.

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bored

A word used when people are trying to put up a picture of themselves on the internet and not look concieted or like a attention whore. They use this word as the excuse.

Me being bored. <picture taken by themself, most likely without a shirt>

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Bored

Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....

Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*

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