Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

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Bork

Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.

you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out

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Bork

An acronym for "Blade of the Ruined King", which is an item used in the video game "League of Legends" for increased attack speed, life steal, and slows other individual enemy champions.

Let me get cs so I can build my bork.

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Bork

When it's not quite beef....not quite pork. A delicacy from Cornish meat vans. Bork foot stew being a popular choice among locals.

"Who needs maccys when the meat vans open stacked with bork". " Not going shops I got Bork knee sandwiches for lunch today".

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Bork bork bork

A phrase used my intellectual puppers and doggoes

Bork bork bork

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bork

(To bork) verb
To have your art stolen by an obsessed fan, and regurgitated.

Oh shit, some bitch came into my recording studio and stole my lyrics. Then she used them in her own song. I've been borked!

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borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

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