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A girl with excessive makeup poorly applied.
Check out that borry in the dance competition what a joke!
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A lady that shows up in males dream making them cum in there sleep.
"Last night I saw Borris The Beast and things got sticky."(NSM)
A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.
Borris johnson is a nut-job
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when one goes to the toilet to do a number 2, this is referred to as 'taking a borris'. although in methven, new zealand, a common saying is that you are going to visit borris yelzien.
eg. "Yo, im going to give old mate borris yeltzien a call, be back in 10 minutes"
this can also be complemented with a place of interest but is best when used with the local methven lake. Lake Tekapo. AKA Lake take-a-poo.
such as: "Im just going down to Lake Take-a-poo to have a bath with borris yeltzien, because he is a dirty dirty boy!"
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Something that boys will name their nipple
BOY: YO I NAMED MY NIPPLE BORRIS,
BOY 2: BORRIS THE NIPPLE?
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Pulling your cock out in sign of respect to our good whale Borris
oi boys 'Dicks out for Borris'
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.
Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"
Guy: *dies*
Spectator: *dies as well*
The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
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