Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

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driving by braille

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.

Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

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Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

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braille face

A person with extensive acne.

"One word, braille face: dermotologist"

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drive by braille

"Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.

"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."

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Braille eyebrows

Eyebrows that are too pale and/or sparse to see; they're invisible but they're there.

"He's pretty handsome, but he doesn't have any eyebrows." "He has eyebrows!" "Well, maybe if you touch them. He has Braille eyebrows."

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drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

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