break your figs

Rural insult used to make someone sad or mad.

Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)

"Jess, im gonna break your figs in about 2 seconds if you dont shut up!"

"BREAK YOUR FIGS!"

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break your face

To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day

Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight?

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Go break your ribs

To suck your own dick.

Hey Brad go break your ribs.

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Break Your Face Off

Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.

Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off

Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas

"Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring beer, not pants"

"Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"

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Imma break your knees

An empty threat to say when someone gets on your nerves

You better stop or imma break your knees

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Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.

On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?

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Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

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