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The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today
When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed