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A new sport in gay arty circles. A group of at least 6 arty benders eat a violently hot curry and then spend an hour together in the hot tub, shitting their guts out. When the hour is up they all get out and stand on the edge of the tub with fishing nets seeing who can net the most excrement. The winner gets to eat the contents of every net whilst being gang-buggered by the losers.
Are you making another violently hot curry, Quentin?
Oh indeed Humphrey, I feel a night of Briggsy Fishing coming on.
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An extremely irritating dwarf who is addicted to acne remedies and wanking to ABBA songs.
What do you call a deformed midget who cracks one off to "Dancing Queen"?
Little Briggsy?
You got it, Squire.
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Tatty and hideously stained leather boots worn by pretentious modern artists. The arty wearer hopes that the filthy footwear will give the impression that art is hard work. This is actually pointless as everyone knows that its just one step removed from flower arranging.
Briggsy Boots are only worn by the lowest type of gay arty scum.
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A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?
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A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.
Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"
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An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.
Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.
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A pretentious artist who thinks he is a gangsta because he knows who to buy cannabis from and because he once used a crack cocaine suppository.
Why is that arty fellow limping like that?
He's got a rectumful of crack suppositories.
Aah I see, a Briggsy Gangsta!
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