Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

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Broom

A tool where you clean with but you are too fucking lazy to do so, so you just kick everything in a corner and the broom is collecting dust.

ERIC GET THE BROOM AND SWEEP UP THE LIVING ROOM I CANT BECAUSE I AM A FAT ASS!

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Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

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Brooming

The art of giving your partner (The Broom)

Yesterday, my girl was pissing me off, so today I feel there will be a good "Brooming"

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Broom

A broom is what is used in Quidditch. There are many brands, such as Nimbus, Windsweeper, and Firebolt.

Wow! Nice broom!

Thanks. I gotta have a nice broom to catch the snitch.

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

brooming

The act of inserting a broom handle into the anus.

The senator's son was brooming the crap out of those guys...

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