broski

a subtly outlandish lie told about something or someone, similar to a prank

"did you know Jonathan stuffs his shoes to make himself taller?"
"no fucking way thats so funny"
"yeah he has a specific toilet paper he uses so it absorbs his foot sweat"
"hahhaha no way I'm dying"
"lol broski"
"fuck you"

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broski

The lengthened form of the word "bro," which is the shortened form of the word brother. The word broski refers to a good friend and is only to be used in conjunction with the word brewski.

Yo, broski! Toss me another brewski.

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Broski

a broski is someone whos got ur back. they protecc they attakk and they snakk on skittles and kitkat.

YO wassup BROskI
eyy WhatS shakin mON

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broski

A 'bro' that you drink brewskis with.

Hey broski, you wanna drink some brewskis later?

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Broski

Bro-ski,

Broski is een vorm van bro , en een Poolse/russiche klank erachter, aangezien daar veel woorden met ski eindigen

Oostblok jongeren of nederlandse jongeren gebruiken dit nu veel , het is eigenlijk door de nederlanders verzonnen

Wilco: hey broski alles goed?
Julian: ja man met jou?

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Broskie

Men who run in 'packs' with other broskies, especially at work & 'out on the town'.

A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.

Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.

Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.

As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.

"Whoah, it must be 'Salmon-color Shirt Day' for the Broskies"

"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"

"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"

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broski

What little Hollister-wearing brats call eachother to be 'hip.'

"Check out my new 300 dollar Hollister shirt my daddy bought me, broski!1!"

"Wow man, that's pretty cool, I'm jealous broski, my golden rings are too heavy and my DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

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