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Bruce is a more savvy and educated way to say the word "nice"
John: "Oh, damnnnnn, it's a really bruce day."
Dr.Zhivago: "Indeed. The sun is shinning and it is bruce to be alive"
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This niggas dick big af. He gotta tuck his dick in his sock so it don't drag across the floor. This nigga fuck every white bitch he sees. This nigga's semen tastes like kool aid. His dick is always hard 24/7. This nigga a god.
Oh that nigga Bruce? His dick big af.
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A Kung-Fu nigga with reflective pants, his outer versal cock is more spectacular than Spiderman, greater than the Gatsby, more wonderful than the Wizard of Oz, and more good than the doctor. He’s low-key weird but he’s just that nigga
UGHHHHHHH ITS BRUCE!!!?!?!?!😫😫😫😫
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a skinny weirdo who wears full length clothes and pants 365 days a year, even in a 100F summer day
Bro, are you crazy? It's 98F outside! DON'T be a Bruce!
In a religiously conservative society, women are required to dress like Bruce
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to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
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bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.
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