buddha

A nice, plump belly which protrudes and is rotund and looks edible

Can I touch your buddha?

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Buddha

a fat girl(or boy), particularly one considered unattractive in other ways as well.

This is due to their physical resemblance to the corpulent statues of 'The' Buddha (a spiritual teacher in the northern India 563-483 BC, and the founder of Buddhism).

Nate: dude, check out Stacey over there, sat on the bench
Arfur: what, with the blonde hair?
Nate: no, the other one. i spoke to her friend Louisa, and she's well up for you, man! You gonna tap that then?
Arfur: Nah man, i dont do Buddha's

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Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

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Buddha

(adj, proper noun)
1) The state of being large, resembling the Buddha.
2) Josh P's father.

1: "We're going to the Americana tonight with Buddha, then a game of May I." - Dan Razzo

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Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

Buddha's Feast

A massive shit.

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.

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Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'

"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.