Rural Dictionary

River Buoy(s)

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"

by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021

swim to the buoy

the act of getting a blow job

One day 2 boys went to the beach and met some chicks, the chicks asked if the boys wanted to swim to the buoy. The boys said "yes" and got head.

by Inkosi kosi kazi July 13, 2008

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mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

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