Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

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buttsecks

Unprotected anal sex. A phrase often used on the IGN Vestibule to describe two males giving one another orgasmic anal pleasure by way of a double-headed slimy black used didlo.

SDM: y helo thar buttsecks????! lOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

ASI: yesplz

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buttsecks

n. Faggotry.
v. The act of faggotry.

SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
I had buttsecks with my stepmother.
I am buttsecksing you.

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buttsecks

in the words of C. Montgomery Burns:

"Excellent".

see - turd burgling.

and the Vesti doth spread...

Buttsecks is the favourite passtime of the Vesti population

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buttsecks

Pertaining to getting owned hard up The ass for breaking the rules.

God-Almighty was Buttsecks hard for not following the rules.

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buttsecks

A type of shrimp used in the greeting of certain men

That Asianboy shrimp had no buttsecks D:

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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

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