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Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.
Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.
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When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.
I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".
I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.
I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".
No one does it like Lord Voldemort .
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to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.
Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.
Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...
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When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.
I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.
A Democrat
A) What do you call a Republican from California in the rest of the U.S?
dunno what?
A Democrat.
B) As a Californian Republican, I stand for better education, more jobs, a balanced budget, government stimulation, and a better environment.
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A person that is very bright and happy. They tend fill the room with joy and make other people happy too.
That girl is such a californian flower you can't help but smile when you see her.
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When a Female sits upright on your face and suffocates you with her vagina
Man 1: How'd Bob die?
Man 2: Sarah gave him a Californian chokehold
Man 1: May he rest in peace
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