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To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.
"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"
1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.
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A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."
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(pom-PAY)
Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.
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The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
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while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!