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When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.
She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!
A typical snuggly with pockets, floor length, Camouflage in color.
I wish I had a new Camouflage snuggly.
n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.
We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.
Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."
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Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.
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When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)
"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."
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Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.
"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"