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candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.

Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!

by St. Clare's January 2, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


candling

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment

-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!

by letmecandle August 16, 2011

184๐Ÿ‘ 470๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candle

Short for "can't handle." It's the new "I can't even."

Ethan, I candle today.

by lostsheep8180 November 30, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candle

A really white person with red hair

The candle was used to light up the room

by OP_Taequanloco May 13, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candle Queen

A spoiled brat who gets her way by throwing tantrums and playing the victim.

Person 1: Hey, did you here about Chloe? Apparently she slapped Sarah and made her cry!
Person 2: Nah, I was there when it happened. Sarah's just being a Candle Queen.

by FlashwaveXL February 17, 2019

70๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

by PunkRokinPromQueen April 23, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021