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A blunt or joint, usually a blunt.
Last weekend I was lighting up candles with some friends like it was my birthday.
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A spoiled brat who gets her way by throwing tantrums and playing the victim.
Person 1: Hey, did you here about Chloe? Apparently she slapped Sarah and made her cry!
Person 2: Nah, I was there when it happened. Sarah's just being a Candle Queen.
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A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."
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When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)
(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"
the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
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An increasingly obscure term denoting a cylinder in an internal-combustion engine. 8 candles = 8 cylinders.
Damn, he still won the heads-up with only seven candles lit!
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