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When a female poops during anal.
This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident
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A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.
My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.
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A morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the Portuguese breakfast, the Foley Cannoli is a popular Sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). It can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your dick. You then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and fuck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. These add the essential flavors to your cannoli. When you're about to cum, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. After, throw it in a pan with butter and let fry for several mintues. This should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your Portuguese breakfast cooks.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.
Dustin: Hey man it's like 4 in the afternoon! What happened to you last night?!?
Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.
Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?
Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.
Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now
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I told you to take your vatican city hands off my sons Cannoli Hopper.
When you shit in a girls cunt, and then fuck it
Jack gave Ryan a chocolate cannoli
The act of bending your penis in half and inserting it into the vagina
She didnt have any walls so I had to give her the broken cannoli
When a person sharts inside a sleeping bag.
The sleepover was ruined when John didoes a dirty cannoli.