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A race of people who(se)
1) Have a complex about being the USA's little brother.
2) Native language is a molested version of French.
3) Allow rampid uncontrolled immigration in an attempt to increase the tax base so the pursuit of a hollow socialist society can be continued.
4) National hair cut is the hockey mullet.
5) Only contribution to the English language is "Eh"
Reporter: The US economy continues to grow.
(Background): All of the canucks crying.
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Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".
Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."
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Beaver, water-dwelling mammal. Not to be confused with canadian slang term.
The river flooded. Those hairy canucks were at it again making a dam.
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Anyone that carpetbags the US from a northerly direction.
Those Canucks are a little more slippery than the Mexicans, because at least the Mexicans can admit that they want to be American.
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A Species of Bird, native to Canada.
That bird is a Canuck
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A Canadian and all that it implies. Usually a raging liberal and coward. A self-conscious prig that is so lost in liberalism that they are incapable of action. A parasitic leach that enjoys the freedom afforded them by better men (their stronger southern neighbors)than themselves. Like a mexican but from the north and usually speaks Frog.
Dude that guy cries like a bitch! Figures he's a Canuck...full of hot air but when you show him your fist he runs the other way.
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Can-uck, a contraction between Canadian and Fuck;
Used to describe a person from Canada that you have fucked, or are currently fucking.
Also used to describe a person from Canada that is an asshole, or a fuck.
I took this chubby bitch home last night, and found out she was a Canuck because she kept screaming "AYY!!" while I fucked her.
Chad Kroege, lead singer of Nickelback, is a Canuck.
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