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Capri-sun Vodka

A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017


Capri sun porn

Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act

I swear this Capri sun porn is getting out of hand

by sheilp December 19, 2019


capri-sun vodkas

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017

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saras capri-sun vodkas

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.

Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017


trailer park capri sun

A trailer park Capri Sun is when you stick straw in a used condom and drink it like a juice box.

At the Carolina cook out, Devante gave Bobbi Jo a Trailer Park Capri Sun.

by Big Jizzy October 24, 2017


Big Girl Capri Sun

One of them margritas that come in the little pouches that capri suns come in.

Mindy had too many big girl capri suns and got us kicked out the bar.

by drmr June 21, 2012

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Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021